Jon’s Caption:
Wednesday, July 13, 2011
Chicago Public Art
A 25 foot statue of Mariln Monroe in her iconic pose from the movie "The Seven Year Itch" is being erected on Pioneer Court on Michigan Ave. Blog reader Jon snapped a photo and wrote the most hilarious caption.
“This is the APO… the Armenian Pantyhose Organization. We will not release this hostage until you American Imperialist Pigs refute the use of LEGGS pantyhose in all advertising and marketing campaigns and instead import beautiful, handcrafted Armenian pantyhose, which retails for $442.50 per pair at all fine Armenian stores in Armenia, Khazakstan and Azurbijan. Again, this is the APO. You must stop trying to hose us with your American products or we will be forced to deface this symbolism of American sexuality by drawing a mustache and beard on this blonde lady. We await your response to our demands.”
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I. LOVE. THIS.
ReplyDeleteI will be taking pictures of people standing under the statue taking pictures looking up!
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