(1) GREG FOR PRESIDENT
My friend Greg Alexander, also known as
Professor Moptop on WXRT, is an expert on the subject of the
Beatles. He claims he is always learning new things,
and not to know everything about the subject-- but I think he must be
close. He lives and breathes music and one day
hopes to know every song ever-- he is probably close at this task as well. When
it comes to politics, he says has become increasingly disgusted with the process, and the lack of leadership by 100% of the so called leaders of our country. So why has he chosen to run for President of
the United States?
Alexander told me, “These guys are just as
unqualified as I am, possibly more, so I figured I should sort of run. Voter apathy is trending, I am
apathetic, hence I will probably lead the polls. Also I got friends who are good
with photoshop.” Alexander also claims he can make up stuff on the spot and draw applause just as
good, if not better, than the candidates.
While what Alexander said about the qualifications of the
two candidates might be wrong, he is correct on voter apathy. According to CIRCLE (The Center for
Information & Research on Civic Learning and Engagement) 4% of eligible voters under the age of 30 participated in Illinois’s March
primary.
CBS News reported that, “The total turnout was a meager 24 percent,
officials said. It was the lowest turnout for a presidential primary in the
past 70 years” Langdon Neal, chairman
of the Chicago Board of Election Commissioners, said,"It’s very, very
disappointing.”
Maybe a candidate from the Apathetic Party might finally stir
up some interest.
(2) FAT UNITED STATES
AND OLYMPIC MEDALS
Obesity rates are
defined as the percentage of the population with a Body Mass Index (BMI) more
than 30.The Organization for Economic Co-operation
and Development (OECD)published data that showed that while “obesity
rates have significantly slowed or stopped altogether in England, Hungary,
Italy, Korea and Switzerland, and have grown only slightly France and Spain, obesity
rates have grown by 4 to 5 percent in Mexico and the United States, the country
with the highest rate of obesity of any developed nation.”
Repeat--The United States has the highest obesity rate of any
developed country. That sounds like Americans
are probably fat, lazy slobs. If that is
true, why does this country win more medals than any other county during the Olympics?
A table of the all-time medal totals for all Olympic Games from 1896 to
2010, including the Summer and Winter Games, gives the U.S. a combined total of
2549. The next closest is Germany at
1099. One cannot count the Soviet Union’s count of 1204 because that number does not include the totals from the Unified Team ((EUN,
1992), nor the totals from pre- and post-Soviet republics (RUS, UKR, etc.).
So maybe it is good
that Americans are apathetic about being fat, it wins medals.














